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Odds that you hear about this flight I’m on via your local evening news are high. Lucky for you all, I’m doing my best to record the drama.
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because testosterone.
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Okay so there are a lot of toddlers in the rows around me. They’ve been great, giggling and squealing like toddlers do.
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then like two minutes after takeoff, some rando dude screams—at the top of his lungs—“SHUT UP!” …what.
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so everyone goes really quiet while we process what the fuck just happened. i’m in a window seat, but next to a kid so i’m ready to fight.
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once we’ve all processed this, a guy in front of “shut up” guy (we’ll call “shut up” guy Anger) turns around and takes Anger to task.
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Anger responds with some “fuck yous” and some “you fucking hick” and other things i couldn’t hear. Then the flight attendant came over.