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TIL Rattler Chaps exist and so naturally I’ve begun seeking out a pink pair.
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Dammit, snake chaps aren’t nearly as cute as riding or show chaps.
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Also none of the snake chap (chap? chaps?) manufacturers appear to employ a single woman, as none of them appear they will fit even close.
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Look I know I bored you all to pieces last night with this, but… how am I *still* hunting for snake chaps that would fit me‽ Agh! Men!